conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

the-clockworks:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO
PLEASE
STOP
OW
MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

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vixleonard:

I feel like this photo set sums up the entire series.  The men talk about doing shit; the women get shit done.

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princessaryastark:

They are the daughters of winter; the children of the North. Two sides of the same coin, going through one journey, taking two different roads.

meladoodle:

forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher

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eldritch-abomination:

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

excuse you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPnZhKRtZ_U

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meladoodle:

a womb is kind of like a 3D printer and its freaking me out

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gayindustrialcomplex:

willsrandomblogofshenanigans:

willsrandomblogofshenanigans:

neurocyte:

Boys are disposable

Hold the fuck up, boys/men are not disposable. None of that sexist bullshit. I don’t care what youve been through, I dont want to see this blatant remark, just because something bad MAY have happened. Shut your ass up.

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And they were all making fun of u

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stupidstagram:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

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princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

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Madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin. Every time a Targaryen is born, the gods toss the coin in the air, and the world holds its breath to see how it will land.
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Madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin. Every time a Targaryen is born, the gods toss the coin in the air, and the world holds its breath to see how it will land.

kimpossibooty:

OKAY TMI WARNING I WAS IN THE SHOWER AND THE BAR OF SOAP SLIPPED AND SHOT OUT OF MY HANDS AND NAILED ME RIGHT IN THE BALLS AND I FELL OVER IN THE TUB AND COULDN’T BREATHE NEVER BELIEVE ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU MEN ARE STRONG WE ARE WEAK WEAK WEAKLINGS AND I NEED HELP

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tiit:

my tumblr clique is just me

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